Lastest News: There's a new column below by Samantha Ashli. Check it out! She's a great writer. I've also added some new journal entries so make sure you check out the journal page too.
Tuesday June 30th, 2009/Long Beach, CA: I went to San Diego and stayed in a Hostel last night. The company I have is beautiful and we had a blast to say the least! Pizza on the metal fire escape outside the window watching people walk by. Then in the morning she made me pancakes amongst the others at the Hostel and we drank coffee and talked to an Italian guy and his Argentinian girlfriend. They were awesome! On their way to Death Valley. Why, I do not know but I wished them all the best. Specail shout out to Kevin Grossman for hooking us up with a room at the Hostel! Thank you! Then we went to see Charles Bukowski's grave site in Palos Verdes, California. That was spectacular! I've always wanted to go there and I finally did. You can see how stoked I am in the picture to your right. Word up to coffee and a smoke with Chinaski! I'm leaving for tour with The Reverend Horton Heat in the morning. Be back in August to live. Yes, I'm moving back to Costa Mesa, California. Another blessing in my life. I need to be here so I'm making the move. It all just worked out. A very special thank you to both Chris HOOD-RICH & Mark Blaster for making this happen!
I'm working on my first novel titled: "PUNK ROCK DRUGS & FUCKING" First-hand account of my experiences growing up listening to punk rock music, doing drugs, and of course, fucking. Included in the novel will be a litany of sober references and experiences as I've been clean & sober for over nine years this time around and at one point I had almost ten years and relapsed. The book is a first person narrative in the present tense. It isn't as easy as you may think and changing my writing style from stream-of-consciousness prose to a first person present tense narrative is tuff. But I'm learning a lot and it's a challenge and it's fun!
On-line Store: I'm launching a BRAND NEW on-line store in August which will feature a collaboration t-shirt with an artist of choice. The t-shirts will be available in men's and women's, sizes Small through XL. I'm also making a logo based t-shirt which will be available in men's and women's t-shirts along with a zip-up hooded sweatshirt. I will be making a hat and some other fun stuff TBA. My first book, "Everything About You Was Cute Until You Wouldn't Fuck Me Anymore" will be for sale and I will also feature a FREE PDF download of my E-Book "Bitter". Stay tuned for a specific launch date.
Sincerely, Joel Bull
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| Back for round two... I sit, watching you-tube provide a nesting place for disturbing behavior...one in peticular: a group of "adult men" have taught a five or six year old boy words like "stupid jew, fuck, and niggar" so, for your viewing pleasure, while they poke him with a long pole, he screams the hateful verbage without a clue as to what it means, simply imitating the only human interaction he knows. Maybe you've seen it...if you haven't, indulge. It's free, It's available from the comfort of your own home, or I can leave you a message on Myspace, Facebook or Twitter, you'll recieve the message through your Iphone, and immediately hit up the Safari to access...you can readily view our "freedom of mass media" from anywhere in the world, for a fee of course.
There will be a fee to activate the service of your iphone, a fee to access the internet, a one time fee for the download, a fee for looking at the content, a fee to stop looking at the content, and a long automated system before you can dispute any of those charges...but we're all willing to pay right?
I am disgusted, but not upset with the United States government. I think it's about time we asked ourselves who's fault is it really? Can we keep blaming the government, pushing all the guilt towards federally funded nouns?
I don't think so.
I do, however, ponder if it is even remotely plausible that I would ever bring another being into this existence, is it even humane that we still breed?
I interact daily with media violence, but to spank our children constitutes for a government agency to come knocking at the door with a word from a "witness" who happens to be your next-door-neighbor, you remember, the one that wanted to borrow the grill last August but it was in the back of the garage, and you just didn't feel like pulling it out...yeah. that one. No worries though, spanking won't be necessary after his third grade teacher determines he has ADHD and recommends he see a doctor. Timmy has been acting up alot lately, and with those long hours we all work it's getting harder and harder to tell if it's "normal".
Dr. Smith thinks it would be best if they run some tests, so the appointment is made (for a fee) but the clinic is reputable. Timmy is taken into a room. He will be asked a series of questions, but you aren't allowed. The results could be forfeited if you are present, so for an hour you wait.
Precious life clicking away, because your child has trouble concentrating on math on seventy degree days, or doesn't have the appropriate human interaction skills since he spends most afternoons alone at home, while you work those extra hours to pay for the cable, or maybe the third grade teacher was a "C" student in college, and doesn't have the capacity to communicate decimals, fractions, or division with the class, so your son wonders off as she stammers around for hours at a time.
ADHD medicine permanently alters the function of the human brain. The research needed to make this life-changing decision is underestimated, and unknown by most in our society. We know Susan's children take the medicine, and matter of fact, so does Brian from work, didn't they show something on CNN about ADHD medication and its widespread usage? Life is life I suppose, so at the end of the day you can pick up his prescription at your local Wal-Mart, or maybe you'd like it shipped to your home. Timmy's original personality substituted with a daily pill, he continues taking his medicine until he is fourteen or so, and then he can start selling it to his friends or maybe the neighbor to pay for the cable.
I am not willing to be a part of the vicious cycle of that meaningless life. To reproduce knowing that the only means of survival in modern American culture is for the ability to buy some endorsed version of basic nutrition or shelter. I am not about to accomodate conglomerate corporations exploiting a universal symbol of peace, and making millions of dollars MONTHLY, who feel that they have no need to ever lift a finger to help solve world issues...don't believe it? Try to buy something without a peace sign marking.
You are the consumer, YOU have the power. If you refuse to pay the fee, then the company has no power to charge it. If you refuse to watch the gore, the company has no power to broadcast. Stop pulling out your wallet to sponsor corporate bullshit, and there will be none. We are by choice, uneducated, dispassionate, impervious, unemotional, soulless drones...until we realize that, we can continue to charge carelessly into our graves one wholesale item at a time.
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I like
to think that I was aborted from the seventies into the nineties.
I am a forty year old lady, about to be divorced, fortunate enough
to get stuck in a twenty year old body. My relationship was working
out great when it was a constant trainwreck of drug use, backed
by poverty, and fueled by teenage drama. My spouse has now joined
the ranks of Uncle Sam, and we moved from the midwest to Cali,
everything fell apart almost as soon as we hit the state line.
I would someday like to claim more education, because as it stands
I hate our society, our disgusting culture and our corrupt government.
Not to mention the bullshit of daily activity which generally
constitutes for a decent looking dead end job, allowing you enough
money to demand middle class. That way, when you can get home,
you can flip off your shoes and flop down onto your $400 IKEA
couch to watch your 780 channels of digital, surround sound, xxL,
flat screen, touch screen, LCD TV. Channels romanticizing murder,
preaching gore and purging descriptive violence until you are
perfectly desensitized, all the while consuming blinding amounts
of precooked, prefrozen, microwaveable, saturated fat.
People think if we buy everything in the Sears Catalog our lives
will be complete, and then wonder why we wake up every morning
taking two Tylenol and heading off to another day at a job we
hate. Families make a decent living but don't feel adequate because
we all know how they need to keep up with their kids classmates,
the neighbor, and everyone else in this numbing game of who's
who. These people really do find happiness in tangible items instead
of actually experiencing life...just knowing that at home their
"stuff" patiently awaits their return is enough to get
them through another brainless day. When their kids throw fits
on Christmas because they didn't get what they wanted, instead
of putting them in place, they feel inadequate. These are the
people completely bound by societies standards of life. Afraid
to spend time living for what they might miss out on buying. Mindlessly
following the media's provoking sarcasm. While fanatics explain
what God would want, by hanging obnoxious images of half-aborted
fetuses out of clinics. Screaming to 12 year old girls about God's
plan for them to abandon their dreams and help overpopulate the
country with a child who will grow up disillusioned, unwanted,
nonessential, beaten, sold for organs, or deformed forever, because
the 'parents' were only teenagers and still experimenting with
'how-addicting-do-you-really-think-meth-is?' type of substances...Organized
Religion as a whole disgusts me.
THINK FOR YOURSELVES YOU SHEEP!
We are a sick culture, our generation has the flu. We aren't getting
better... we are just learning to destroy things faster, and I
firmly believe before the end of my lifetime we will begin to
tear at the seams of our preservation, thread by thread we will
rip apart the only place we have to inhabit, and we will kill
each other in the unending search for merciless power.
So much for love.
Bring on the violence! |
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Melissa
Garcia
http://www.myspace.com/melmelgar |
My name is Melissa
I was born in 1978 to a teen mother whom I adore with all my
heart. My father on the other hand is a different story, I want
to love him because he's my father but part of me is still pissed
at him for being the absent father that he was. When you're
a kid and no one tells you why he isn't there and just dances
around the subject it makes you think all sorts of things like
'was it my fault'.. 'am I an aweful kid'. so many things went
through my head around the time when I was 12-14 years old,
and it didn't help that I wasn't the most popular of students
at the time and was often made fun of. It just made me think
well if I'm not good enough for these jerk offs then what makes
me think my dad would want me. Once I hit high school I didn't
care, or tried to pretend like it didn't. I had that well if
he didn't want me then I don't want him attitude going on. Then
my senior year my mom made me invite him to my graduation, which
I didn't want. I wanted nothing to do with him, but in the end
I did, he went, we kept in touch afterwards and still talk to
this day. Twelve years later and I find this poem below I wrote
when I was 13 or 14 years old. I have to admit there was a tear
or two when I read it for the first time in over 15 years.
Sometimes I wonder what I did wrong to deserve this pain. What
did I do wrong to be left out in the rain
By a father who isn't here for me for reasons I don't know.
Why doesn't he let me grow, with him by my side. To watch me,
to guide me, to my teacher and my father, I don't know why he
doesn't even bother.
Nobody gives me reasons. Does anyone care that I am hurting
inside and hoping he'll show up someday to hug me and tell me
he loves me that day hasn't come and it hurts so bad to know
that he's out there probably with another child who he's there
for.
What about me? Does he love me? Does he even care?
If so why isn't he here? I've cried so many silent tears for
a father I don't know. What did I do wrong to deserve this pain
I've hidden inside for so long I guess my story is just another
sad song that you've all heard at one time or another. I just
don't understand why I don't have my father.
Melissa Garcia
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Six
hours eighteen minutes: we spoke so non-challant in our
truthfulness of loving each other like man and woman but man and man
sharing thoughts that only the two of us would admit to in our sickness
that we call therapy. But is it really sick? It really is honest is
what it is. You help me to stay in touch with what makes me tick in
this nihilistic existence I call my mind. It’s almost as though
we are carbon copies from different boxes laid over the life and the
pencil begins to shade and scratch over the surface in order to make
us out to be who we are. We spend hours and hours on the phone from
east coast to west coast and we tell each an honest account of what’s
going on in our own separate lives that are so inseparable. The situation
that we’re both in has so many loopholes and idiosyncratic obstacles
but for some reason we find solace in one another like lovers in Europe.
It’s a relationship that has been through so much. From the hardcore
streets of Santa Ana, California to The Bluffs in Newport Beach, California,
we seem to have survived for some reason still somewhat unknown to me
in this broke state of existing here in New York. You sustain me in
my times of complete isolation through the brilliance of technology
society calls cell phones. We talk and talk and talk and things that
were somewhat unclear all the sudden take on new meaning and angels
come to our rescue in the form of human flesh and you paint the picture
of the hotel room you once juggled nuts in finding an angel in the midst
from past introductions and we keep talking and revealing and we keep
learning and telling and listening and laughing… We speak for
hours and hours and hours and bond and lament and the journey is just
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Bad Religion
at Etnies Skate Park
by Johnny Gnar
Gnar & Joel Bull
I can't believe
it!!! I can't explain it!!!! YA YA YA YA YAAAA!!!! Yeah thats right,
me, my betty, grommies for days n the one and only BAD RELIGION. Going
after it in what turned out to be one SICKY SICKY off the charts show
this saturday night! The etnies skate park below, the crowd populated
with the insanoid punk emo skate culture one can only find in The heart
of the real OC. Pretty sure When Mama Cass sang "California Dreamin"
years ago, this is not what she had in mind, that was clear.... But
on this sweaty, dusty, sprinkley night, dreams came to life straight
out of the PIT! I couldn't have designed a betta Saturday night. I'm
not to sure what you were up to on Saturday eve, but even if it was
week I hope you find some stoke in the reality that was my mine. Check
this.... Im going to try n give you a tiny slice of the justice, knowledge,
and energy slung, sold, and delivered by Southern California's finest,
BAD RELIGION!!!!
DUDE, They are so pro n so on point! Practice makes perfect would be
the understatEment of the yeaR for the flawless masterpiece that has
become a BAD Religion show. "And there will be sorrow no more"
was just one of millions of epic lines dropped in such a passionate,
yet nonchalant way by lead singer Greg Graffin that night. I had no
idea what i was walking into as I scurried up the hill passing the skate
park where Christian Hosio had taken the cake shortly before that day.
It was 7:47 and the crowd was thick... The BO, The Bud, n The Butt heads
were running ramp-id as I watched the 40's gettin necked in the shady
lot below. Out came the stars full of life, fun and history. 21st Century
Digital Boy!!! Yeah booooyyyy. It was right then n there at that very
second where the crowd lit up like a forest fire and I knew I was in
the bestest place that one could be at that moment in time. With each
thrash to the head, with each bump to the bass it just got louder n
louder n more off the charts. When you blow out a crowd like that with
a song like that from the gate I can't imagine the commitment a band
must make for the hours to come. Oh how they committed, n RRR how they
delivered. To call this a "concert" really would be a dis-service.
This was a lot more like a theatrical performance that has gotten so
dialed in over the years that no one could shake a stick at this never
ending masterpiece. Well the reality was that 23 songs later it did
eventually end, but the stoke still resides, and it just wouldn't have
been okay to keep this precious moment in history to myself and the
select fortunates. Hence this kick ass breakdown!
With his years of experience and knowledge in the southern california
punk rock scene, My bestest buddy "THE BULL" is going to give
the service that this band deserves in the drop below. This is the first
of many collaborative pieces to come that we hope you too enjoy!
Last night I called my best friend to
say hello. We always have these long conversations about amazing things
but last night was different. When Johnny Gnar Gnar picked up the phone
all I heard were screams and chaos. I had no idea what was going on
until he told me he was standing right in front of Bad Religion at the
Etnies Skate Park in Lake Forrest, California. Then the noise became
louder and louder and I hear him yell into the phone, “CHECK THIS
OUT!” I couldn’t really make anything out until a chorus
broke through a minute or so into the song. That song was “I want
to conquer the world.” I started getting the chills. The whole
idea of being in New York listening to Bad Religion Live in Southern
California via cell phone along with what Bad Religion did for me growing
up all came back to me in one big rush of thoughts and emotions…
It made me smile and remember... Before I knew it Johnny Gnar Gnar yelled
some stuff and the phone went dead. I couldn’t believe it. I was
so happy! I know that sounds strange but let me get to it. Today when
Johnny called me I was in sort of a funk in my personal life but as
soon as we started talking all that bullshit went away. He was so hyped
on the show and we got to talking... I was explaining to him the guys
that were on that stage in front of him are responsible for so much.
The members of Bad Religion are the nucleus of the punk rock movement.
First of all you have Greg Graffin who turned a generation of angry
youth into thinking about life on a different level with his brilliant
lyrics. He teaches @ UCLA and has a master’s degree in various
sciences. His lyrics made me get out a dictionary and learn the meaning
of words I had no idea about. Greg Heston who plays guitar for BR played
guitar in Circle Jerks and Black Flag. It really doesn’t get better
than that and he really doesn’t need any other recognition. That
speaks volumes! Then you have Brett Gurewitz who, along with Bad Religion,
started Epitaph records. Epitaph is responsible for so many amazing
bands and albums that you just can’t deny Brett’s dedication
to punk rock on a global level. Jay Bentley is just Jay Bentley. The
guy has played bass in Bad Religion from the start. Amazing person too!
I had the chance to meet him a long time ago at some punk show I can’t
even remember where. Last but not least we have Brian Baker. Let’s
put it this way, the fuckin guy played in Minor Threat. There is nothing
more to say about Brian. If you don’t know what that means or
what he did with Minor Threat, well, like I said, there’s nothing
more to say. What can I really say anyway? In other words the people
on that stage in front of Johnny Gnar Gnar have shaped punk rock history
and defined a generation that spans the last 30 years. The original
line up was Greg Graffin (Vocals), Bret Gurewitz (guitar), Jay Bentley
(Bass), Peter Finestone (Drums). I was at the Hollywood Paladium for
the first show after Peter Finestone left the band and the new drummer
took his place. His name was Bobby Schayer. It was a change I will never
forget because I lived for Bad Religion when I was growing up. It’s
pretty amazing to me still that a handful of guys make up such a massive
part of a movement that changed history. I would say God Bless Bad Religion
but that doesn’t make much sense now does it?
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WESCOATS:
Scotty Coats & Wes The Mes New Release on Rong Music/DFA Records.
Click
this link to read more and listen to the jams: Doesn't get better than
this!!!
http://www.dfarecords.com/promo/rongdfa08/
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http://tattoosday.blogspot.com/2008/10/joel-marks-memories-with-some.html
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Weezer @ Madison Square Garden

I’m at home now. It’s 322am and I’m still up. The
shrimp and pasta dinner was on the counter waiting for me thanks to
my amazing roommate and outstanding friend Salvatore DiBenedetto. If
you’re ever in New York just come by our place for the REAL Sicilian
Dinner. I had to mention that because it’s like living at home
with mom to a certain degree and that’s one of many reasons I
love living in New York.
Tonight, well, last night, now that it’s 3:23am, I went to see
Weezer at Madison Square Garden. This was my first time at MSG and my
first time seeing Weezer. I’m a Weezer fan but I don’t own
any of their records. That doesn’t make much sense, but whatever.
I have a close relationship with Scott Shriner the bass player who I
met on the Vanilla Ice tour in 1999 and he hooked me up with tix. They
played a few unfamiliar songs, at least unfamiliar to me, off their
early albums, which I thought was really cool because a lot of bands
don’t play their early stuff. Then they broke into some songs
everyone knows including myself: Island in the sun, Hashpipe, Buddy
Holly, etc. Tom Delonge from Angels & Airwaves came out and sang
The Sweater Song. And let me give a little mention about Angels &
Airwaves. I really wasn’t that into them and had no idea Tom was
even in the band until he came out and sang The Sweater Song with Weezer.
Angels & Airwaves was really the last band that I ever thought Tom
would be in. But there he was. Their songs are like one big electronic
verse. It’s interesting and I can tell you after being in Blink
182, I would be doing the same thing. The other members of Angels &
Airwaves have their share of being in successful bands as well. Check
them out. You may like them. But lets get back to Weezer. So, they play
the hits and my legs are hurting from standing in the GA section right
in front thanks to Scott for the passes. I brought along my new friend
Raven who just rocks! She had never been to MSG and has never seen Weezer
either. So we rock out and sing along and the next thing we know there
are about 30 people walking up on the stage, all with different instruments.
It was like an orchestra but very different. The entire ensemble plays
a very cool rendition of Pork and Beans with a trumphet solo and a cow
bell solo. Then they all went right into Beverly Hills. It was really
awesome and great! Rivers was speaking Spanish and Japanese for the
first part of their set and that was perfect given its Rivers. One of
the highlights for me was right after all the ensemble of musicians
walked off the stage they broke into Sliver by Nirvana which fucking
ROCKED HARD!!! I never had the chance to see Nirvana and that was my
snippet of them by Weezer. The light show was amazing and Weezer rocked
The Garden! I have to give Rivers and company mad props and credit because
they’ve stayed true to the game of writing amazing songs and doing
what they’ve wanted to do for 16 years now. The Garden was not
sold out but as you can see from the photos, they can draw a HUGE crowd.
And some of you may or may not know, that’s not an easy task in
New York City!
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KASIM SULTON
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW:
With my involvement in music over the years
I’ve had the chance to meet some of the most talented musicians
of our generation. While in a studio session this past summer [2008]
I had the pleasure of meeting Kasim Sulton. When I met Kasim he was
playing bass in a project that included Tommy Byrnes, Musical Director
& Lead Guitar player for Billy Joel, as well as Chuck Burgi who
plays drums for Billy Joel. At the time I really had no idea the magnitude
of Kasim’s musical background. I was quickly informed by my
business partner Stefano DiBenedetto of OCD Music Group that Kasim
has a very colorful musical past playing in bands such as Meatloaf,
Utopia, Patti Smith, Hall and Oats, Joan Jett, Richie Sambora, Steve
Stevens, and many others. I had the chance to sit down with Kasim
and get the skinny on how it all started, where he’s at today,
and what his future plans entail.
JH: What are
your earliest memories of music and what was that music? Did you take
bass lessons at an early age? Tell us about the beginning.
KS: My Father gave me my first introduction
to music. He played guitar and encouraged me to pick it up. This was
a time when there weren’t a lot of choices when it came to how
best to spend 'free time'. You either immersed yourself in sports
or spent the evening doing homework. There were only five channels
on the television to choose from and video games were only in comic
books. Like most kids my age, I listened to the radio and Rock &
Roll was going mainstream. Elvis Presley, Bill Haley & The Comets
were among the more popular artists at that time. I didn't really
pay to much attention until my Father brought home a 45-RPM record
of a band from England called The Beatles. This was different music
to me. It was much more interesting in a way I couldn't put my finger
on. I learned that the band was going to be on television that coming
February and when I saw them on the Ed Sullivan Show, I knew that
I was going to play music for the rest of my life. I knew beyond a
shadow of a doubt that I was going to be a musician for the rest of
my life.
After that, I took a series of lessons on guitar. Unfortunately, I
wasn't learning what I wanted to learn which was how to write songs
and become famous. I decided to teach myself how to play. I would
get a record of a song I liked and I would listen to the chords and
melody and pick it out note for note on my guitar. I didn't start
playing Bass guitar until I was 14. The only reason I picked up the
Bass was to get in a band with guitar players that were better than
me. They didn't need another guitarist so I volunteered to play Bass.
I was fired not long after I joined because I didn't own an Amplifier!
JH: What
was the first band you were in and when did things really start to
pick up for you?
KS: The first band I joined was actually
a Garage Band called Apple Pi. One of my best friends Thommy Price
was the drummer in that band. We would get together every weekend
in one person or another’s garage and work on songs. Since no
one wanted to sing, I had to try my best at doing it. During that
time I also started working in NYC at Variety Recording Studios as
an assistant engineer. I was eager to learn the in's and out's of
record production and I was lucky enough to have the opportunity to
see how records were made at a young age.
JH: How did you end up getting the gig
with Utopia and what was it like working with Todd Rundgren? What
were the tours like and how was it working in the studio?
KS: I was about 18 years old when I
became very serious about making a life for myself in the music business.
I hadn't really concentrated too much on school because I was convinced
that I could 'make it'. I started to hang out a lot more in Manhattan,
going to clubs, seeing bands and hanging around Max's Kansas City
asking people that might hear of other gigs and if they could turn
me on to them.
I did manage to land a gig playing Piano (also self taught) for a
girl named Cherry Vanilla who along with having her own band was also
the Publicist for MainMan Records. She hung out with a very eclectic
crowd in NYC and introduced me to everyone. It was through her that
I met and became close with Michael Kaman (pianist for David Bowie).
I had a good friend on Staten Island, Earl Slick, who was also playing
with David Bowie as his lead guitarist. I went to Slicks house with
a friend one evening to drive him to JFK for a flight to London. When
we picked him up he mentioned that Todd Rundgren was looking for a
Bass Player and said if I was interested in auditioning, I should
call Michael Kaman and throw my name into the hat. It was one of those
rare situations in life where the stars align and all you have to
do is show up. I auditioned a few days later and the next thing I
knew, I was making records and touring the world. That was really
the start of my career as a professional musician.
JH: When you played with Joan Jett and
the Black Hearts, did you start playing shows with her at the peak
of her career in the early 80’s? You played on her come back
record “Up Your Alley” around 1990; did you contribute
to the writing process on that record?
KS: I didn't start playing with Joan
until 1987. Thommy Price had played some tracks with her and because
her Bassist had left, he asked if I would sit in. I can't say enough
good things about my time with Joan. She is the consummate professional.
We constantly toured and if we weren't touring, we were recording.
There is no question that many of today’s more popular female
artists got their inspiration from Joan. I keep a picture on my computer
of Fergie with a Joan Jett T-shirt on that has my picture on it! The
first record I recorded with Joan was "Up Your Alley". It
was an important record for Joan. She was always writing and co-writing
songs with various people. She got in touch with Desmond Child to
do some co-writing with and came away with 'I Hate Myself For Loving
You' and 'Little Liar'. Both songs wound up as hit singles. Everyone
in the band contributed to the arranging process in the studio. No
one told Thommy or me what to play as the rhythm section. We knew
how to treat the songs and I'd like to think we had a hand in making
that record as successful as it was.
JH: You worked with Patti Smith in the
studio. Tell us about your experience working with her?
KS: Patty is so unlike her stage persona.
In person she's quite shy and demure. Her late husband Fred 'Sonic'
Smith from the band The MC5 was a big fan of mine. I was brought in
on the sessions for 'Dream Of Life' by Todd Rundgren who produced
that record.
Again, I was given free reign to do what I felt was needed for the
songs I performed on. It was a great experience. I would jump at the
chance to work with Patty again.
JH: I’ve heard that the “Bat
Out Hell” Meatloaf record, in which you played bass on, was
a concept album. Working with Jim Steinman & Thommy Price on that
album, could you somewhat foresee how that record would make history
selling over 43 Million copies to date. You went on to become Musical
Director for Meatloaf. Explain your experience with Meatloaf, how
it began, and what it has meant to you and done for your musical career?
KS: Not long after I joined Utopia, I
moved to Woodstock NY to be closer to the rest of the band members.
I was setting up house one afternoon when the phone rang, it was Todd
asking me if I would come and play Bass on a record he was producing.
I asked him who the artist was and he calmly said Meat Loaf. I truly
thought he was kidding and said, "OK come on, stop kidding around".
He got slightly miffed that I would think for a second he was joking
and said, "Just bring your Bass and show up at the rehearsal
hall".
I arrived at the rehearsal to meet Jim Stienman and Meat Loaf. Along
with Roy Bittan (Piano), Max Weinburg (Drums) and Todd. There were
no demo recordings of the material we were about to learn and we relied
on live performances of each song played by Jim, Meat Loaf and Ellen
Foley. After hearing the majority of the songs I thought it was going
to be a comedy record. Totally kitsch and nothing I would ever hear
again after the basic tracks were finished.
I remember being in Bearsville Studios recording the songs and I pretty
much played whatever I wanted to. No one was telling me I was playing
too much or too little so I just did what I thought the songs needed.
I listen to that record today and think, "God, I was playing
A LOT".
About a year later I was driving up the Palisades Parkway in NJ listening
to WNEW Radio and heard a song that sounded oddly familiar. I realized
that it was the record that I had worked on a while back and smiled.
I had no idea that it would become one of the biggest selling debut
records of all time.
That was 1978 ... I didn't join Meat Loafs live band until 1993. Initially
I started as the "Utility" Guy. Playing keyboards and rhythm
guitar. It was odd playing those songs again after all that time but
because the record was so huge, I still knew every one of them because
I had heard them so much over the years.
In 1998 Meats bass player left and I stepped into that position taking
over Musical Director duties as well.
I've had a great time playing with Meat Loaf and I continue to look
forward to touring and recording with him.
JH: What was it like playing bass in
the pit orchestra for the Twyla Tharp choreographed musical about
Billy Joel’s music called Movin Out on Broadway? How long was
Movin Out on Broadway and how many shows were you performing per week?
KS: I was performing at the House Of
Blues in Chicago with Meat Loaf. It just so happened that it was at
the same time Movin' Out was in pre-production there. Because many
of the musicians in Meat Loaf's band and the Movin' Out band had been
close friends for sometime, we invited them over to the Meat Loaf
show and had a chance to catch up afterwards. I mentioned to Tommy
Byrns that I would love to come and see the show once it opened and
he said, why not come and PLAY. It wasn't till about two years later
that I had some free time in my schedule and called Tommy who was
the Musical Director for the show not to mention that I would love
to take him up on his offer. The Bass chair was filled by Greg Smith
and he had a long list of sub's but the rhythm guitar chair (Tommy's
position) was always looking for new players. Tommy asked me if I
would consider playing some guitar and I jumped at the chance.
For the next year and a half I sat in for Tommy whenever possible
and I can honestly say it was one of the highlights of my career.
I've always been a big Billy Joel fan and being on a Broadway stage
with that particular cast and crew was something I will never forget.
I was averaging 3 - 4 shows a week and made some great friends and
associates in the time the show was running.
I did eventually manage to sit in for Greg Smith on Bass and on one
occasion played Guitar during the matinee and Bass for the evening
show. The show ran for almost 4 years and won a Tony Award.
JH: What are you working on these days?
Who are you writing with? Touring with?
KS: I spent the early part of 2008 touring
with Todd Rundgren in the USA and Japan. Todd has always been a big
part of my life and I couldn't imagine a year going by without doing
some kind of work with him. This past summer was spent on the road
with Meat Loaf in the UK and Europe.
In the coming weeks I'll be back out on the road with Todd, on and
off for the rest of the year but this time, I'll be playing rhythm
guitar and keyboards. In between Todd shows I'll also be doing some
'one off's' with Meat Loaf.
Of course I'm always working on my solo career. I released a solo
CD called 'All Sides' which is a 2 disk compilation CD of solo material
I have done over the last 20 years.
I continue to do solo shows whenever I have the chance.
JH: For a young person getting into music,
whether it’s playing bass, keys, writing, producing, what kind
of guidance could you give someone? What has been the biggest learning
curve for you? And what would you suggest that a person does to become
an amazing, multi-talented musician such as yourself?
KS: The most important thing I could
tell any aspiring young musician is to first, make sure you have some
talent. Not just your Mom or Dad or Grandparent telling you you’re
wonderful. Of course you are to them, but it starts with a certain
amount of ability. After that you need the desire. It's one thing
to want to be famous, have thousands of screaming fans every time
you leave your house, it's quite another to actually achieve it.
The Music Business has changed dramatically over the last 10 - 15
years. No longer is it about making a great Record or writing a great
song. Sure you need great songs but it's not that easy to write one.
More than anything else these days it's about live performances. The
playing field is so crowded with talented players and singers. A new
artist has to work extremely hard at building an audience, getting
out there, playing for nothing just to get heard. If you're good enough,
people will take notice, and then it's up to you to cultivate and
nurture those few fans into a core base. People who care about you,
people who are willing to travel 50 - 100 miles to see you play. More
so than ever before the opportunities are great and at your fingertips,
you have the potential to reach millions of people. The trick is getting
them to listen. It's always been a struggle to break a new band, it's
still hard but the tools are available to anyone with a computer and
access to the Internet.
I got very lucky at a time when things weren't as complicated as they
are now. You made a record, begged radio to play it, went out on tour,
sold some T-Shirts, had a great time and didn't worry about much else
until it was time to make another record.
Now, you need to be vigilant. You need to stay on top of everything
from what content is on your website to personally answering emails
from fans every chance you get. Keeping people posted on where you're
playing, new material you’re writing, shooting a video of the
band during a rehearsal, behind the scene photos ... the list is endless.
BUT, if you want it bad enough, you're willing to do all this and
more for the chance to play your music and MAYBE make a living at
it.
I might sound a little pessimistic. I'm not. I'm just telling you
it isn't easy.
Oh.... I almost forgot, the one most important thing - stay in school.
Get a good education, go to College, Graduate, and don’t COUNT
on making it. After that, follow your heart.
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KAYLA JANE DANGER EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW:
http://www.myspace.com/_just_jane_
JH: First off, Nick Drake. What does
his music do for you?
KJD: its so surreal, mellow, sensual
and honest. there is something about any songwriter who can bring
you to tears and make you want to bone within a two minute song. i
also think a lot of his lyrics reflect my life in a bizarre way ...
JH: Secondly, what kind of stuff do you
write?
KJD: I write poetry, half true stories,
completely true stories, and i write lies. I love the honest shit,
the stuff that i spill and look back thinking "oh shit either
someones going to be offended, or hurt," or something. the stuff
i love the most is when ive totally exposed myself, for the slut or
fraud or mess that i was/am. not to sound
corny but writing was my way of figuring out who i am, so i like to
keep it relative to my life.
JH: Thirdly, how is being a scuba instructor?
KJD: it has its ups and downs, i absolutely
love it but the industry is a mind fuck. scuba is my absolute favorite
thing in this world, its what grounds me and humbles me, but as a
profession its stressful as all hell ...
JH: How old are you?
KJD: 22 years young. I was born May 28
1986
JH: You were born in NYC, do you still
love NY?
KJD: i do, i will always love ny and
call it "home" but im not one of those transplants that
lives in LA but always talks shit about it. I love LA and NY for different
reasons. new york city was my stomping grounds, i did a lot of growing
up there... maybe a little too much. its got a great heartbeat, but
i needed to slow down, and stop hating everything outside that tiny
island.
JH: What made you move to LA?
KJD: the need to preserve my life...
i was doing a lot of drugs living in ny, gogo dancing, i was the club
scene queen for a while and if i hadnt left i saw myself overdosing
or killing my soul
JH: Now lets get down to business, what
is your passion with being photographed?
KJD: being in front of the camera has
always felt like home, it gives me the opportunity to be someone other
than myself. dont get me wrong - i love me- but i love playing dress
up, picking up a new persona or attitude and pushing it through the
camera to whomever will eventually look at that photograph. i can
be as dirty or sexy or cute or whatever i want, or whatever the job
calls for. its the only time i can be comfortable being a chameleon.
The funny thing about being a model and being photographed is that
I was the ugly duckling... i was tortured for my looks as a child,
i was told i was ugly, that i could never be a model... well look
at me now fuckers! not to mention i love the attention, a good photo
is worth a thousand words, and i want to hear all of them!
JH: What websites are you featured on?
KJD: hmm... Burningangel.com, godsgirls.com,
erotiquedigitale.com, nofauxxx.com, perversefixation.com, myfetishdiary.com,
fetishbyanna.com, nude-in-la.com and maybe a few more ...
JH: How many music videos have you been
in?
KJD: shit ... a lot ... like 14 or so
its hard to keep track some are so unforgettable and some are just
another paycheck ...
JH: What does dance do for your spirit
and soul?
KJD: dance writing and scuba are my 3
realistic passions modeling is the one that happened to come true
like a fairytale. dance is another time when my soul has a chance
to escape and flutter around. dance is a bit of a sore subject for
me. when i get into a studio or i am dancing alone, doing any kind
of improv i tend to cry. i dont have the strength, flexibility or
discipline that i used to as a young dancer , so it tends to frustrate
me. dance is a battle, between my soul and physical form, even when
i hate it i love it
JH: What are you most passionate about?
KJD: like ive said, writing scuba dance
(performing) are my real passions they all do the same things to me
: they create this introspective void where i can really just turn
in without saying anything and look at my existence honestly and express
myself -for myself. any other passions i have are somehow tangents
of these three things.
JH: I saw some pictures of you with a
guy on Catalina Island. Who is he?
KJD: that is Richard. To call him my
boyfriend wouldnt do him justice. Even saying his name puts a smile
on my face and makes me feel warm. I could write a million cliches
about how he makes me feel, but they still wouldnt come close to explaining
what he means to me. Our chemistry is out of this world and i knew
i loved him the moment i met him. He is the first person to really
accept and appreciate all of me completely, and unconditionally. he
has really completed me ...
JH: What is the scariest thing you've
ever done?
KJD: shit scariest thing ever?!?! fuck...
im going to have to come back to this one ...
JH: What
keeps you going? What motivates you to get out of bed?
KJD: wanting people to know my name and
wanting to change peoples perspectives ... on something, anything.
i want people to ask questions. i am a contradiction, the things i
do are even opposing sometimes. everything from not looking like the
"average tattooed girl" to not doing what people think i
would. I mean i get naked on the internet but i also teach scuba ...weird
huh? i want people to open their minds and find beauty and love in
this world, and however i can keep people guessing, seeing, doing
... then im doing my job.
JH: What are your goals?
KJD: right now i would love to have my
own scuba show... but everyone and their mom is on tv now... so that
kinda sucks. i wanna get back to teaching scuba more often, open my
own website ...eventually i want to open up my own scuba summer camp
for kids, like the one i learned to dive at then live happily ever
after with Rich
JH: What is your favorite thing to eat?
KJD: its so hard, my dad is a chef, rich
is a chef and i cook like crazy so i love all kinds of food. I always
love me some sushi though... i think its because its one of those
things we never make at home!
JH: Do some people stereotype you? does
that affect you? Did it ever affect you?
KJD: totally ... i hate when people say
"You can't do this" or that or whatever, because im tattooed,
or naked on the internet, or whatever. FUCK THAT. For some reason
people think being naked and tattooed means you cant get mainstream
jobs, or paid well, or be intelligent... well ... i graduated high
school early, went to college, worked hard, have open and run numerous
companies successfully and get work like crazy. i used to fit the
"rocker chick" stereotype a little more and hated that...
since i grew my hair out natural and started living a super mellow
hippie life i think people have begun to accept me more in general.
but honestly the bullshit people think affects them, not me. i mean
it sucks if i dont get a gig because im not "rocker" or
"punk" enough. ... i make no apologies for what i look like
or how i act or who i am, i love it all and it is what it is. im not
6' tall, im not rail thin, i dont have crazy colored hair, i took
out most of my piercings - i think now i am the anti stereotype i
like people not being able to figure out exactly what i am supposed
to be... cause thats the point ... im not supposed to be anything
... but me
JH: Who does your tattoos?
KJD: well i draw all my stuff (except
the pin up and the writing) but the ink is put it mostly by BABA at
vintage tattoo in highland park... ive also had work done but a bunch
of NY artists and my right half sleeve is by Dan at Prix in hollywood
JH: Are you really bi? And if you are, what girl do you have
a crush on?
KJD: i am really bi. and by bi i dont
mean i make out with bitches for attention ...i hate that shit. years
ago my friend Xanthia and I came up with this great acronym "GPL"
Genuine Pussy Lover, because we were so fed up with makeing out with
a chick at a bar or something and trying to take her home when she
says "oh i dont do that" like what the fuck was the tease
for .... hmm right now honestly im so satisfied with my Dick ...i
havent thought about what girls are even out there... i have to say
though i will always have a thing for every lesbians favorite andro
- katherine moennig, shes just fuckin hot as all hell... i like my
girls androgynous
JH: What was the best photo shoot you were ever involved in?
KJD: hmm shit thats pretty hard. i have done so many shoots and worked
with so many acceptional photographers. im trying to think of where
my best photos came from or what was the craziest... actually ...as
far as experience my shoots for nude-in-la.com ... i literally walked
around long beach naked in the middle of the day in 5 different locations.
it was wild, empowering and just amazing. it wasnt my first time shooting
in public, i had shot naked on the vegas strip as well as some random
spots around LA, but when i walked down super busy Ocean Ave in long
beach ... in front of restaurants financial buildings etc it was a
trip... and totally epic. but best shoot ever ... thats still up in
the air probably my shoot for Inked Magazine's Inked Girls of LA because
I am such a huge fan of the mag and was so proud to be in it.
JH: Who has treated you the best out of all the people you
know?
KJD: Richard, by far, like i said he
understands me and my needs, loves me unconditionally and totally
supports me even when im irrational and loony - which can be frequent
JH: Do you use drugs or drink?
KJD: I am a total pot head/stoner whatever
you want to call me I smoke a lot of weed! i love it... im a total
hippie about it, and i think it cures everything...other than that
I am happy to say that I will have been sober from anything other
than weed/mushrooms and alcohol for 2 years on january 1st 2009. drugs
took a lot of my life away but at the same time i learned more about
myself in the half alive hours i spend turning inward and picking
at all my deepest darkest wounds. i used drugs to hit rock bottom,
i was a self proclaimed self sabateur and i was damn good at it. i
used drugs to expose all that was wrong and bad in me and look at
it, inspect it and eventually understand it until i pretty much healed
myself...
JH: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Ten years?
KJD: in five years probably the same
thing im doing now, except maybe i will be married. in ten years i
hope im at least slightly settled down, i know for such a crazy chick
you would never guess i want to nest so bad hahaha i would love to
have my summer camp up and running in 10 years.
JH: Are you in love?
KJD: madly, deeply, intensely, i hope
to spend the rest of my life in love - and in love with richard. i
have never felt so sure of every move i make, and even when shit hits
the fan hard... real hard, im smiling because ive got my love
JH: Who is your favorite famous person?
KJD: This one was really hard. I dont
think about things like this that much, not to mention im not really
up on who people consider famous... but anyway i feel like if i say
oprah i will seem predictable but she is the giving hell of a lot
and doing a lot for all kinds of people all over the world. she has
done well for herself and is generously helping others ... so shes
pretty rad
JH: What would you say to someone that
is getting into what you do?
KJD: which part of what i do ? the erotic
modeling i would say make sure it is what you want to do.... i went
through a lot of shit with my family to be where i am today... and
in a place where they love me and accept all of me including the part
that gets naked on the internet. and also dont sell yourself short...
there are girls out there getting naked for free and people are profiting
off it ... i think thats bullshit.. ladies know what you are worth
and let the world know before you even unclip your bra !
JH: How have you seen the industry change
since you've been in it? With the
KJD: influx of all these tattooed girl
websites? ive seen so much bullshit pop up ..its all cliche...tattooed
punk girls ... they are all "alt" what the fuck is that...
ive seen an industry accept girls who arent that hot because they
have tattoos I think thats a sellout on the side of the sex industry
and i think its disappointing. i think half the sites are a lie and
i think a lot of the girls are disillusioned. the same way that tattoos
have become more mainstream its like everyone and their mom wants
to be and will be naked on the internet ... the only downside to me
is that when I give my rates to new sites they say "well so and
so did it for free, or for 50 bucks" i laugh and tell them that
first of all they aren’t just buying my time, and my photos
they are buying my name, its like a brand and this brand has her fans.
its a blessing and a curse ...
JH: If you could change one thing about
yourself what would it be?
KJD: nothing ... i was going to say my
scoliosis but that gives me my signiture back bend, and weird curve
that i do ... it also makes it so i can pose with my ass and full
face showing at the same time hahaha
JH: How do you see what you do as a positive
influence on young girls these days?
KJD: unlike a lot of the girls out there
who say that this industry empowers them - but then give themselves
up for free- i mean it. Again I like showing people I can do a lot
of things, I can be a strong independent woman, who is proud of her
body, and not afraid to pay her bills by showing it off but i can
also save the planet ... im like a naughty super hero. really though
i try to focus on influencing positive body image... i was a ballerina
as a kid/teen/young adult and it gave me a fucked up image of my body.
i had eating disorders, I used drugs to stay thin...did everything...
but i grew to accept and love my body ... and more than anything i
want that positive energy to flow through everything i do. lastly
i think i want girls to go out and do whatever it is they love, to
follow their passions and never let anyone tell them that they cant
do something, even if you fail you will have learned more about yourself
than by not trying.
JH: Last words:
KJD: maybe now people will understand
a little more about me, and come to expect the unexpected. I want
to continue my enigmatic existence, its more fun this way...
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"Myspace'll
eat your soul" by Monika
Leigh
Monika: I know you're only six right now
but in eight years when the opportunity presents itself, don't
make a MySpace profile.
Dre:
How come?
Monika:
Well, because MySpace'll eat your soul.
Dre:
WHAT?
Monika:
Oh, my bad. Don't worry just yet, bro. You've still got a while.
So this is what my life has become. I add you because we hung
out for a week.
Then you add her because you know me, and you met her when we
all went to O'Shea's two and a half months ago.
Some guido kept eyeing me that night at O'Shea's. We didn't speak,
but he caught my name and added me. I add his brother because
he writes clever blogs. The brother has a friend who has a friend
who adds me because I look a bit like his Aunt Debbie. Aunt Debbie's
husband, Uncle Richard, adds my cousin because he likes younger
men. My cousin adds this blonde chick because her ass is hanging
out of her Victoria's Secret boy-shorts in her profile picture
and they both live in central California. The girl with the ass
adds Sydney because Sydney is hot and she MIGHT like Girl-with-Ass'
boyfriend, so Girl-with-Ass wants to keep an eye on her.
Meanwhile, Sydney uploads some pictures of that time she went
clubbing with Brittany and Kelsey on a Tuesday night. They're
all completely wasted in every picture. Sydney looks good, but
Brittany is one pound-cake away from being fat. Sydney rubs it
in by saying "OMG Brit! You look SO hot in this picture."
Brittany feels bad because not only was her horrendous body posted
online sans any sort of Photoshop-effort, but Sydney commented
that she looked "hot" which at best could be interpreted
as fraudulent and at worst, sarcastic. Kelsey, on the other hand,
makes up for her gnarly face in the pictures by wearing the cutest
dress. Unfortunately, her possibly radioactive spray-tan detracts
from the amazing dress. Sydney is clearly insecure about her good
looks, while Brittany is understandably embarrassed by her heft
and Kelsey is so ugly she just wishes she had the balls (for lack
of a better term) to switch from MySpace to Facebook and that
Facebook would eventually change its name to "Namebook".
Brittany finds refuge in a 19-year old kid named Kyle. Kyle is
from a Cleveland suburb, rocks a Toni & Guy haircut and added
her as a MySpace friend at 4AM on a Wednesday morning. Kyle and
Brittany have never met, but he did know a girl in New Mexico
4 years ago whose name was Brittany, so he added her just in case
it was the same person. It wasn't, but right above the flabby
tire around Brittany's waist are huge boobs so they decide to
meet. Kyle flakes out because all of his pictures are high-contrast
black and white and feature only the right side of his face (the
side without the mole with a 2-inch diameter). So he apologizes
for not showing up and instead leaves her a hesitant but nonetheless
flattering photo comment.
Meanwhile, Victoria deletes Kyle because she's sleeping with Kyle
and doesn't want to make it obvious to her boyfriend, Tyler. But
Tyler doesn't mind because he knows Tila Tequila is his true love
anyway. Oddly enough, on Tila Tequila's default picture he sees
a comment Ryan left. Ryan was Tyler's best friend in 4th grade.
Tyler and Ryan chat extensively through MySpace comments about
that time Tyler farted and blamed it on Becky so she threw her
Harry Potter book at him and it hit Ryan in the face.
One week later Ryan sees Tyler at a blackjack table at The Palazzo,
but Tyler ignores Ryan. Ryan keeps walking and sees Lauren at
The 40/40 Club, so he adds her. But he doesn't talk to her; he
only wants to look at her pictures. Lauren doesn't mind because
she is a self-admitted attention whore who adds everyone. She
has 2,972 friends, and 2,964 of them are the type of people who
add people for no reason, which is essentially the same reason
they're living. They're the people without a purpose in life who
just mosey around wondering what the hell's going on. In an attempt
to find out, they join three groups: "I Own at Thumb Wars,"
"When I was Your Age, Pluto was a Planet" and "Celestial
Navigation through the Linear World of Gobek." 29 people
join this group. Seventeen of those leave the group two months
later because they realize it's embarrassing to have it listed
on their profiles under "My Groups".
So then I'm sitting here wondering if it would be "rude"
to block someone from my page solely based on the idea that their
persistent MySpace messages annoy me. It's then that I realize
I've just spent the last 692 minutes on MySpace. I wonder if life
is worth living. I change my status to "Yeah, bring the power
tools. Oh! And the doughnuts! Do not forget the doughnuts."
in hopes that something major will happen like a doughnut delivery,
or that Joel Bull will message me randomly and ask me to write
for his column.
Nothing happens. Normally I would insist that my life is pointless
until someone validates me and my vain effort by leaving an ambiguous
picture comment. But not this time. This time I do the unthinkable—I
log off and take a nap instead.
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mOnIka
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"WHAT
THE F#@KN AYE IS UP IN LA"
words by The Little Red Writer
anti-hipster agenda: this
is a proposal to organize a new movement whose mission is
aimed towards the extermination of a relatively new sub-population
of the american culture. this obnoxious facet of our society,
known as the "hipsters", is hegemonic and terminally
devoid of independent expression and originality. they are sometimes
also referred to as "indie" (please correct me if there
is a distinction between "hipster" and "indie").
identifiable marks may include but
are not limited to: bad attitudes, fairly new tattoos (frequently in
the "traditional" style), hair with few variations of
cut (usually black, pieced out, shattered, shaggy, and/or
inspired by 1970's/1980's era), piercings (plugs are a favorite), many
are growing facial hair these days, blue jeans (which are
usually a few sizes too small), vintage and/or vintage inspired
attire (usually circa 1970/1980), military-esque caps, and track
bikes (this is particularly characteristic of the san franciscan
hipters). unwarranted narcissism is also a common trait. the females
are usually overly made up and the males are indistinguishable
from the females (with the exception of facial hair).
the hipsters are most often found: in groups (their
friends double as accessories), in bars, at popular music events,
in fashion boutiques, at health food stores (yet
they are expressly unhealthy- being either over or underweight
alcoholic smokers with bad skin), in hair salons and working
at cafes. arm chair veganism is a popular sentiment amongst their
kind, although none are politically active or consistent in their dogma
(they wear leather and buy from trendy clothing manufacturers
who outsource and use sweatshop labor).
the hipsters gravitate towards what they think is commonly perceived
as non-conventional or cutting edge, however, within their own
context they are COMPLETELY orthodox. they often form musical
groups and are found posturing as artists. they are not especially
talented or creative but find few other professions or hobbies so
universally agreed upon as "cool" by their fellow counterfeits.
and they don't have much else going for them so interest in the aesthetics
and music is an easy front for substance, what they posit for purpose,
and serves as an outlet for their grotesque superficiality.
they don't create they copy. they mimic what they admire and try
to own it. as a result of the formation of this insidious genre
the existence of true artistry is threatened.
they've taken over our bars. they've ruined the art scene. they
ravage the vintage shops and record stores. they buy up all of
the extra small clothing. they've taken over the mission district
in san francisco. they've ruined rock. they've stigmatized fashion.
they crowd our streets with scowls.
because of all this it is even more crucial that we unite to control
this parasitic social phenomenon immediately!
as citizens of this less than great nation, it is time we do something
to protect the integrity of humankind. it's time to take
a stand. we refuse to tolerate the degradation of civilization
any longer! we're mobilizing for the betterment of society!!!
guard your goods, grab your gear, and get out there comrades!
it's time for a hipster genocide!!!
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The
Little Red
Writer
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"The
Trials, Tribulations, Ups, and Downs of Being Underage in a City
That’s Supposedly Subdued and Exciting."
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by K.Clark
I am a female, born and raised in Bellingham.
My dad's side of the family is alcoholics my mother's is uber
conservative christan. A little sister, she’s smart. An
older brother, he just thinks he knows it all. I am the favorite
child my dad told me once.
I live in a small apartment with my new baby kitty [my old cat,
Ted, went to the vet to get fixed and then exactly 7 days later
he literally fell over and died] and my dog.
Below me lives a one-legged lady, whose name I can’t remember
so we just call her Peggy. She takes her fake leg and straps it
on the back of her bike when she goes on bike rides. She’s
a champ.
Lots of fat relatives, lots of old ones. I guess you could say
I’m lucky though, how many people do you know that have
a 97-year-old great-grandpa who still drives and will continue
to drive for several more years AND he pisses himself on a regular
basis and doesn’t notice?
Went to school to do small business management and ended up at
the Technical College training to be a Legal Secretary. I’m
on my 4th year working to complete this damn 5-6 quarter program.
You do the math, how does that work?
Worked for the Greek Mafia at a pizza parlor, currently working
for the most chauvinistic, egotistic, richest lawyer in town.
Amidst the hard coffee making and typewriter typing I do here,
I have lots of time to ponder about why a lawyers office would
need a liquor cabinet, a cupboard full of pornos, and I also wonder
why I quit smoking for my new, improved “big girl”
job when I come to work everyday and everyone sits in their offices
and chain smokes?
I have a knack for Jan Svankmajer, Stanley Mouse, Alphonse Mucha,
Janis Joplin and the rest of the San Fransico Sound. I have a
closet full of designer handbags and vintage Gunne Sax dresses.
Shoes, not so much. I hate buying them, hate wearing them, I think
they are impractical and I always wear the ones I do have till
they have holes in the soles.
it's not that I am weird, I'm not kind of freaky, or anything
or its not that I have no friends, or I was always on the outs,
it's just I am who I am and I like what I like and so forth. I
don't wish I was some sort of hippie flower child, I don't shop
at the co-op, I'm not “green” (I don’t even
know what the hell “being green” means), although
I do have a few unmentionable vices.
When my grandpa dies I get to inherit his collection of circus
sideshow books, my cell phone has no camera, I have one little
measly tattoo, my eyebrow was once pierced before it sadly grew
out, apparently I'm an effing doll, a rockstar, petit, an exhibitionist,
a prude, my best friend went to rehab with the producer of LOST's
daughter, I do talk a lot of shit never act on it or really ever
mean it, I have been known to throw parties where all the girls
end up in a bubble bath or in skanky Santa skirts. I once dated
a guy who smelled and was incredibly unfortunate looking BUT he
had a nice '71 Camaro and I used him just so we could do it in
the back seat, I document everything via photograph, I type fast
but I talk faster.
I’m not really so much typical, but not quite out of the
ordinary."
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Exclusive Jason
Maloney Interview:
JH: Where did you
grow up?
JM: In the 909... Upland, Southern California.
JH: What inspired you to start painting?
JM: Well, my dad did some really good drawings.
I remember as a kid seeing him draw and it was amazing... I was really
young, like 5 or somewhat... after that my main inspiration was seeing
the artwork on Iron Maiden album covers.
JH: How long have you been painting?
JM: I always say I've been painting and drawing
my whole life...I really can't remember not doing it.
JH: Where did you go to school?
JM: I graduated from Cal State University, Fullerton,
in So Cal with a BFA in Painting and Drawing in the fall of 2000.
JH: You do lectures at various schools. Tell
us about this?
JM: Ya, I lecture at high schools and colleges.
They are fun. The kids are really into it...I like to make them laugh...I
try to make it entertaining for them.
JH: Which of your paintings is your favorite?
JM: I would have to say a painting called: "I
Think I Can't". It is now on exhibit at the Laguna Art Museum in
a show called: "In the Land of Retinal Delights-the Juxtapoz Factor".
This show will run through October 5th 2008.
JH: Tell me about the “Crack-berry”
painting and what inspired you to paint it?
JM: [laughing] well, I just got my first Blackberry
phone and I was all strung out on the fuckin' thing...so it just came
to me one day, Crackberry! And that was it. Funny, I'm writing this
interview while on a Blackberry! OMG!! Haha!!
JH: How many shows have you been in? Which one
was your favorite?
JM: Oh god, I lost count after like 80...my favorite
being the most recent, my first museum group show exhibition at Laguna
Art Museum.
JH: What’s your most memorable experience
in your career as a painter?
JM: Getting asked to show at the Laguna Art Museum.
JH: What painters inspire you?
JM: God, there are so many...I like a wide rang
of painters: Damien Hirst, Todd Schorr, Robert Williams.
JH: What personal hardships amplify your creativity?
Explain them:
JM: personal hardships?? I've been told I'm pretty
neurotic, a dick, a sociopath, selfish and a media whore...I agree with
them all.
JH: In the world of writing, who is your favorite
author?
JM: Stephen king
JH: What kind of music do you listen to these
days?
JM: Early iron maiden, priest, metallica, ect,
ect.
JH: What’s the last dream you had and do
your dreams inspire you in any way?
JM: My favorite dream, years ago, was me surviving
a nuclear attack and all I could think about was finding fucking
beer!
JH: Anything you want to say to add to this interview?
JM: Nope...only, that its been good.
JH: Do you have any shows coming up?
JM: I'm currently showing at the Laguna Art Museum
through October 5th 2008 and then at the Corey Helford Gallery in Culver
City, Ca. in December 2008.
Check
out Jason Maloney online:
www.jasonmaloneyart.com
www.myspace.com/jasonmaloney
www.lagunaartmuseum.org/Current-Exhibit.html
www.coreyhelfordgallery.com

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Captured Movie Premiere:
This was my first movie premiere in NYC and let me tell you, it was
great! After riding the LIRR to Penn then the A to the L to the F (later
finding out I could take the A to the F) I found myself at the Delancey/Essex
stop. Two blocks down and a right on Grand, the line wrapped around
the building on both sides. I was hoping I would gain access. Marissa
was in line and I finally met up with her. We waited for about 30 minutes
and made it inside New Design High School. It was 8 floors to the roof
and no elevator. Needless to say I was sweating when we got to the roof.
Smoke from the barbeque swayed in the air and misconstrued lines of
people were staggered about as we squeezed into the doorway. The makeshift
ceiling above the roof was made up of chicken wire and steel beams and
there was graffiti on every inch of the walls that partitioned the different
sections of the roof; scattered buildings littered the LES skyline.
There were at least 500 people in attendance for the world premiere
of Captured. Clayton Patterson is the man behind the camera and the
person responsible for making this movie a reality. He recorder video
footage throughout the 80’s, 90’s and right into the tragedy
of the September 11th, 2001 attacks on The World Trade Center. The movie
is a documentary about Clayton Patterson and the Lower East Side of
Manhattan in New York City. From the Tompkins Square Park riots on August
6th & 7th in 1988 to The Pyramid Club and beyond, Clayton Patterson
documented life in the Lower East Side of New York City. With footage
of GG Allin, Raybeez from Warzone, Jimmy Gestapo of Murphy’s Law,
John Joseph of Cromags, Bad Brains, CBGB, getting arrested by NYPD,
tent city, and everything in-between. The footage is raw, real, and
in your face. Clayton Patterson has appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show
and has been arrested, beat up by the NYPD, and harassed for his complete
dedication to the Lower East Side of New York City. From collecting
the packaging of bundles of heroin and documenting the different names
by putting them in a photo album, to his complete documentation of squatters
taking over buildings, to making hats that were worn by several different
musicians in the 1980’s, Clayton Patterson’s Captured movie
will go down in history for it’s authenticity, grittiness, absolute
lawlessness, and complete compassion for the people of The Lower East
Side and New York City as a whole. This is a must see movie! http://www.myspace.com/capturedmovie

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Exclusive
Holly Brook Interview:
JH: So tell me a little about yourself, your
musical background, where you grew up?
HB: Holly Brook is my first and middle name. I grew up in a tiny town
in Wisconsin and come from a very musical family. Piano is my
first instrument, then guitar and dulcimer I taught myself. I
made 3 indie records with my mom from the ages of 8-16. Then I
dove deep into songwriting and began my solo career, moving to LA alone
at 17 (yes, dropped out of school). Why am I telling you this?
Just read my bio!
JH: What are you up to these days?
HB: I’m currently homeless, so I just travel back and forth between
my sister’s apartment in LA, Jon’s house/studio in Ventura,
and NYC where I’ve been spending a lot of time working with Duncan
Sheik.
JH: How is your
new record coming along?
HB: Oh I am so excited about this record! I hope to have it out
sometime this summer.
JH: What has
been your inspiration for song writing since you haven’t put out
a record in a few years?
HB: Well, because of some legal issues, I haven’t actually been
allowed to put out a record until now. So I wrote about 40 songs
in that time. So much has happened that was worth writing about.
For example, I discovered Harry Potter! Then I moved out of LA
to a much smaller town called Ventura, where the air is clean and the
beach is always standing tall. Additionally, I spent a lot of
time working with Duncan, I ended a 3 year relationship (depressing
times make for great song subjects!)…. Oh…and of course
I was held hostage by a bunch of ewoks!
JH: How is working
with Duncan Sheik?
HB: Amazing!!!! Except he’s turned me into a wino…
But check this out…I was just a fan of his…I still have
his autograph from when I was 16 and saw him perform. And now
I work with him regularly. Dreams do come true!
JH: Are you
working/writing with anyone else besides Duncan?
HB: Yes! Of course I am still working with Jon Ingoldsby.
He is producing my record and co-writing some of the songs. In
addition, I currently have a couple of side projects in development,
including a folk duo, which is Jon and I (yes he sings too!).
Another is an electro-rock band I started with Adam Iscove, that sounds
kind of like Peter Gabriel meets Dido meets Shiny Toy Guns. I’ve
also been working on some hip-hop songs with Ryu from Styles of Beyond,
and Scoop Deville. Additionally, I’ve been working with are Katy
Rose, Caitlin Moe, Heather Holley, and Eric Jay.
JH: How was
the Jesse Malin show at Bowery Ballroom in NYC?
HB: Fun! Caitlin Moe (www.myspace.com/caitlinmoe)
played violin with me, and it was the first time I ever did a show playing
keyboard while standing up!!! And if you ever get a chance to
check out Jesse’s show, you should. He is such an entertainer.
JH: What keeps
you busy when you have free time? What do you like to do?
HB: I like to fly airplanes…I like to write songs, record songs…or
does that not count as “free” time? Cuz my work is
my favorite thing in life… I like taking long drives. I
like to drink tea. I like camping. I like to come up with
random ideas. I love dreaming (in my last dream I was swimming
in yogurt lagoons).
JH: What message
would you like to convey to your fans about their anticipation for your
new record?
HB: I know it’s been a long time since you’ve heard new
music from me, but I really hope it turns out to be worth the wait!
Get ready for a single and video in July, and the record soon to follow!
And try and catch a show, as I will be doing a lot of touring!
JH: What can
we expect from your new record? Has your sound changed?
HB: Try not to have expectations. Just listen with an open mind.
My sound has definitely changed since the last record. Some people
might be caught off guard. But I think my song writing has improved,
especially with lyrics. The past few years have been very dramatic,
so many of the songs stem from specific things that happened to me.
JH: What music
are you listening to these days?
HB: Bjork, Shiny Toy Guns, and the classical station.
JH: Who’s
your favorite poet?
HB: I don’t really read poetry…but Joni Mitchell counts!
JH: How many
tattoos do you have? What personal significance do your tattoos hold
for you? Who does your tattoos?
HB: I have 2 tattoos…the one on the back of my neck I got backstage
at a Linkin Park concert when I was 19. Chester’s “Club
Tattoo” was doing them for free! It’s a Pisces symbol my
friend Steve Stokes from Wisconsin designed. Then I got an owl on my
left ribcage last December. I got it because I love flying, and
I love staying up late…and harry potter. It was done by Josh Lord
at East Side Ink in New York. If you are looking to get a tattoo, please
check out his work. Unbelievable.
JH: Tell me
about the last dream you had?
HB: Oh, uh…actually I lied before. My very last dream was
kinda private…
JH: Is there
anything you would like to add to this? After thoughts?
HB: Yeah. Wheels. Banana slugs. Pink parts.
Oh, and send
me a little item of your choice to be included in a diorama for my album
artwork!
Get the details
at: www.myspace.com/hollybrook

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Interview #1:
Scotty Coats/Double Fisted Underground/Costa Mesa Represent!
JH: What was the first record you ever bought?
SC: Prince Erotic City 12’ from Licorice Pizza in Santa Maria
Ca
JH: Who influenced you in the early days?
SC: Funny I had a dj who lived across the st named Dj Influence (get
it)he turned me on to hip hop like the skinny boys, bdp, erik b and
rakim, epmd all kinds a shit, and the skateway roller rink was a big
part of it as well
JH: Were you influenced by Grand Master Flash, DJ Kool Herc, Afrika
Bambaataa, Run DMC? What did you learn from these greats?
SC: I was influenced by them; but not really knowing that I was. I was
a punk lil kid who skateboarded and would try to bring my skateboard
on the roller skating floor and when I got kicked off of the roller
rink at 10 or 11 I got stuck watching the dj and from then it was on.
Dj lil Ken I still remember his name. He played funk boogie disco early
hip hop and I was hooked.
JH: Tell us about The Double Fisted Underground?
SC: It’s a group of guys that all love djing, all love records,
any kind of records, all love drinking beer, and making people dance.
Thanks to Mike Conley for letting us has-beens play disco music at the
Avalon bar for the last 5 years. It’s family.
JH: I know a lot of people are using Mac’s to DJ. What’s
your opinion of this and how has it changed DJ Culture?
SC: I look at it two ways. If you have paid your dues and lugged records
around your entire life dedicating your life to the music you love,
then it’s a great tool. If you’re some hairdresser with
a bunch of friends and rip the latest and greatest hipster tune from
the latest and greatest blog, then buy serrato or any other program,
and call yourself a dj, I have news for ya… It will go out of
style for you as quick as your haircuts and you are not a dj. MUSIC
BLOGGERS ARE FUCKING BOOTLEGGERS…
JH: What about disco? Give us your take on disco?
SC: I love disco. I sometimes think I was born too late. Its all disco
to me man.
JH: With all the different names for genres of music these days, what
style do you classify yourself as?
SC: Drunk.
JH: Where do you buy your records these days?
SC: I go to thrift stores in Long Beach, Cal Sound in San Diego, Jigsaw
records and any yard sale that I see that has wax. Anywhere and everywhere
I guess.
JH: Who are your close cronies and favorite DJ’s?
SC: Close cronies are Dj Poppa, Jud Nester, Dirty Lo, Ben Cook, Dj Cocoe,
Josh One, Esca, Dj Spun, and Tim Love Lee. I don’t really have
a favorite; they all do different things and play different shit. Maurice
Fulton, Harvey, J Rocc, Jazzy Jeff, Moody Man too many to name…
JH: Where do you see DJ Culture heading?
SC: I don’t really know and I don’t really care. I’m
not one of these fly by night dudes. I have been collecting records
for 20 years and djing since I was 13 or 14. I’m going to do my
own thing without caring what other djs are up to really.
JH: What is your plan for keeping your music great and on the edge and
unsafe?
SC: Not wear a condom while djing.
JH: What would you tell an up and coming DJ that wants to keep it real?
SC: Play from the heart. Only play records you love. Don’t compromise
what you like for money or anything else. People know if they are a
dj or not, its not a fucking fashion statement.
JH: Last words?
SC: R.I.P Mike Conley (I LOVE YOU MORE)
www.myspace.com/wescoats
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